
I love that the escalators in my local mall are all xpresscalators even though they are not faster, longer or different in any way…except for in my heart.

I love that the escalators in my local mall are all xpresscalators even though they are not faster, longer or different in any way…except for in my heart.
I’m pretty sure expresscalators are no faster than the stairs.
True but it has a cooler name, and in the end isn’t that what really matters